This is the first article of the first day of your new life as an enlightened Parist. You're embarking on an adventure of life and liberty and happiness and chasing them until you're dead. I'm just providing enlightened bullshit for you along the way.
You might not know why you're here. You might have shown up here trying to spell "porn". You might be trying to purchase this shitty domain name. I'm here to tell you that this is a safe space for honesty – real, honest talk. Go ahead, tell me why you're here – we both know the honest answer anyway.